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Law Fielding
In any married couple there is at least an idiot.
Extending the law of Lorenzo Strano
When all else fiasco, try to do as your wife says.
Watching Simon
not say that your husband has always wrong.
Paradox Rostand
E 'as difficult to live with the person you love than to love the person with whom you live.
Rules Baines Johnson to make his wife happy
1. Let them think he can do whatever he wants.
2. Let her do.
Definition of Captain Hatherill
There are two types of murders: those serious and those in which only the husband has killed his wife.
Law of the Russian Bedfellows
Who falls asleep first.
Rule of Rostand
Do not feel guilty about what you think your wife, she has thought a lot worse than you.
Law Dorothy Dix
The reason why husbands and wives do not understand is that they belong to different genders.
Law Thoms
The length of a marriage is inversely proportional to the money spent for the wedding.
Observation of Nietzsche
If married couples do not live together, happy marriages would be many more.
Rule of Socrates
married in any case: if you happen to be a good wife, you'll be happy and if there happens to bad, you will become philosophers. Question
Emerson
What God has created divided, so that man would join us?
The phrase to which no never believe
"Of course I'll let you sleep in the morning."
Precept of Pryce-Jones
When you're sick of yourself, and stewed married someone else.
Law Peacock
Marriage can be a stormy lake, but celibacy is almost always a puddle of mud.
Law
Voltaire Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.
Law of Zsa Zsa Gabor
A man who has not yet married is incompleto.Poi is over.
reminder of Chekhov
Are you afraid of loneliness, do not marry.
Watching
Swift We do not know what they do in heaven, but we know what not to do: do not marry.
Watching Briffault
From a biological standpoint, for a man and a woman to live continuously together is a highly unnatural condition.
theorem Goethe
Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing, not to be confused with impunity the real with the ideal.
Troisi
I think I am not against marriage, but I find that a man and a woman are the people less able to marry.
I Miss Greatheart
I am not opposed to marriage, but puts an end to a lot of things to which I support.
Motto
Mae West Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
Motto Segar
never married a man willing to marry an ugly woman like me.
Law O. Henry
If men knew how women spend their time when they are alone, do not marry.
theorem Wilde
bigamy means a wife too. Monogamy too.
paradox Kierkegaard
If you marry, you'll pentirai.Se not you get married, you will not regret the same.
reminder of Chekhov
Are you afraid of loneliness, do not marry.
Defining Bierce
Marriage is a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two slaves, making in all two people.
Axiom Christie
The best husband every woman is an archaeologist: the more she ages more he finds interesting.
Observation of Nietzsche
If married couples do not live together, happy marriages would be many more.
Law Wodehouse
Unhappy marriages are all the fault of the husbands who have a brain.
Young
Third Law is only when you stumble in your shoes that you begin to fix your shoes.
Law of Relativity Ballance
length of 1 minute depending on the side of the bathroom door from where you are.
Axiom Twain
There is no way to find out why Russian people do not hear snoring.
First rule of Elinor
Do not tell your husband that you are better than him.
theorem Rostand:
A married couple is well matched when both spouses feel the desire to fight at the same time.
Murphy's first law for the wives
If you ask your husband to buy five houses and then we add a last moment, he will forget two of the top five.
Murphy's second law for the wives
snapshots that you shot your husband are always more flattering than those that triggered him to you.
Murphy's third law for the wives
In any way you put your husband agree on the division of housework, his will be the easiest.
Murphy's first law for husbands
If you happen to meet a former girlfriend, even with all the innocence of this world, your wife will know before you go home.
Murphy's second law for husbands
gifts to your wife that you are never as well-chosen gifts that your neighbor is your wife.
Murphy's third law for husbands
The wardrobe of your wife, it expands to fill all the available cabinets.
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